"SHOCKING!" Prince Charles caught trying to smother the Queen in her bed!
- Xan Rameka
- Nov 3, 2016
- 2 min read
Earlier this morning Prince Charles, next in line to be King, was caught trying to suffocate Queen Elizabeth with a pillow while she slept. Unluckily for the Prince he was caught by one of the queens guards as the guard heard the Queen managing to shout out a few words while struggling to save her life from HER OWN SON! sources say the Queen had shouted "fuck off you big eared cunt!" and "I'll have someone murder another one of your wifes if you keep coming in my room and doing this you sod ape!" Charles managed to fight off the Queens guard and absconded out the bedroom window, running he trampled through the Queens garden and made a fumbling climb over the palaces fences. Luckily the Prince didn't get much further as police officers were already outside the palace attending the celebration of one of the Queens two birthdays. The police didn't have much to contend with but there was a minor struggle as Prince Charles resisted arrest and had to be tasered and wrestled to the ground.
(Source - a source.)
Perhaps the second most shocking things is seeing that the Prince of this wealthy Nation was wearing Ascot trainers... (yes sadly they do still make them.) The public who had gatherd to celebrate one of the Queens two birthdays and to wish her well, while she slept quietly and warm in her bed, were shocked and confused. One witness said "this is shocking" another bystander was asked of what he thought of the situation and told us "I'm confused."
(Source - just some guy.) Obviously the public was in a outrage as they was horrified to see the Prince being tasered and man handled in such a way but also conflicted about what had happened to the Queen. Sourses say the Prince was asked about what he was doing in the Queens bedroom with the pillow on her face, Charles answered "I was only trying to keep the front of her head as comfy as the back of it." The police were equally as confused as the public was. After much debate as to what to do with the Prince, the officer in charge decided not to charge him of attepted murder and told him "it's okay for now as long as you promise not to do it again. Now you be a good boy for your mummy or Santa wont bring you any pressies this year." The prince was released without charge and his Ascot trainers. - Xan Rameka
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