"DRUGY'DRUGO'DEVILS!" Police raid pseudo Cannabis cafe and arrest everyone.

Lastnight in North Fairfearalot riot police raided a simulation Cannabis cafe where Dirty, Druggy, Druggos smoked Devilish de-cannabinoided Cannabis. A spokes person for the police commented to us “even though their not getting intoxicated from the smoking they’re still sicko drug using rats” she told us while drinking her coffee and smoking a e-cigarette, she also added “why can’t they just binge drink alcohol like everyone else does?” One by one the police handcuffed and dragged out the fake pot smoking potty mouthed pot heads with slaps and whacks to their mush faces.

(Source - Turkish Dave) We spoke to the public about their feelings on the matter, a woman said "I'm glad, I think smoking the wako backo is discusting and the people who smoke it are the scurge of humanity!" Another woman we talked to had this to say "why don't they use a drug less obvious like Morphine or Heroin, like I do, but purly on monthly basis for recreational purposes of course." One opinion we heard from a man we asked said "that these scumm bumms should go and live in one of those countries where Cannabis is legalised, Like parts of Cannada or Holland where crime rates and addiction rates are much lower and standerds of living are generally much better. Lets see how they like their 'Purple Urkle' then haha!"

Sourses say that Amsterdam is very happy to accomodate peacefull Cannabis smokers.

(Source - Ryanthelion)

- Xan Rameka